Ever finish a book and thought:
“Well. That’s (fill in the blank) hours or days out of my life I’ll never be able to get back”?
Kimber here.
Mom and I have run across some of those lately. They’re the kind of books that epitomize the phrase, “All that glitters is not gold.” Cuz they’re just lousy. Boring. Insipid. Pointless slogs to the Middle of Nowhere. Littered with unsympathetic, cardboard characters we don’t know, don’t want to know, and could care less about.
BKLBITS Awards
Mom and I, we nominate these losers for what we call BKLBITS “awards.” That’s Big Kitty Litter Box In The Sky.
We’re telling you this to save you some time. As in, don’t waste yours on these colossal duds.
Heading this summer’s BKLBITS nominations, all of which earned a one star rating or less, are:













