“Mom! Mom! Wake up!”
“Gah….! Wha… Huh?” Crash. Stumble. Stubbed toe. “Dadgum it!”
Mom’s nothing if not quick. Especially when it’s 0500. And I’ve got a cool new book to show her! It’s like an illustrated time travel thingy. Through New York City! I’m don’t know where that is. But it sounds good. So does a soon-to-be-released book, 400 Years of New York History: A Pictorial Guide.