Kimber: “Mom! Mom! Open the door, pronto!”
Mom: “Hey, Kimmi. What’s up?”
Kimber: “I gotta meet up for a play date with my new buddy! Hurry! Hurry!”
Mom (Mutters to self: I may regret asking this, but here goes): “What new buddy?”
Kimber: “Red Dog, of course! My new best pal from that children’s story thingy, Lily’s Egypt Adventure.”
Mom: “Um… You do know that Red Dog is a character in a book, right? That he’s not real. As in, fiction?”
Kimber: “Does that matter?”