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How to Survive a ‘Beach Read’ With Your Furry Bestie

The Beach!

Ah, summer! Sun. Sand. The beach! Mom’s fave iced tea. Big ‘ole fluffy towel. Dark glasses. Floppy hat. That Russian novel she’s been threatening to finish since shortly after the discovery of fire. And snacks. Don’t forget snacks! And, really. How was I supposed to know a mini cooler is for cooling, not burying in the sand after running it all over the beach at Mach 4?

Next stop: China!

Well. That was yesterday’s beach adventure. Live and learn, eh? There was also: 

The Tail of the Towel. Aka: a giant, plush bullseye perfectly calibrated to absorb water right before I launch a full-body shake and douse Mom with enough salt water to sink the Bismarck. Oh, and that soggy, salty belly-flop onto chapter 3? It was an accident. Promise.

The “Quicksand” Illusion. How come the beach doesn’t come with more grass? Why am I always sinking? And what’s up with all this sand?

The Great Chapter Bury. Okay, okay. So maybe I did get a little carried away with that beach excavation thing. Like, digging half-way to China. And chucking sand all over Tolstoy. But, hey. The guy needed a face lift anyway. Think of all the money I saved him!

Go!

The Bait and Switch. Mom said, “Wanna play fetch?” Well. What kinda question is that?! Soon as she tossed the stick, I was all in! Sprinting full-speed down the coastline to:

  • Outrun every shorebird in sight.
  • Roll in every piece of seaweed I could find.
  • Say “hello” to everyone in the same zip code.
  • Protect Mom from one very sketchy-looking plastic bag.

The Salty Sea Gulp. Kids, don’t try this at home! Yeech!

Oh yeah!

Well. We had fun. Mostly. One of us even learned a few things. So here, at no extra charge, are some tips for surviving a “beach read” with your canine. (Accessories not included. Batteries sold separately.)

  • Pack a Canine Command Center: Bring an Explorer Dog Travel Bag to organize all the toys, fresh water, and portable bowls to keep them distracted from your book.
  • Bring Shade: A pop-up sun shelter makes a good chill zone where your pup can stay cool, keeping the sand-kicking radius at a safe distance. Add a cooling mat.
  • Accept Defeat: Honestly, the best way to handle reading at the beach with Fido is to just accept that your book will end up as a glorified chew toy. Bring a waterproof e-reader, or just give up and enjoy watching your furry bestie live their absolute best life in the surf. And leave that Russian novel at home. Kimber: Works for me! Can we go again tomorrow? Can we? Can we? Huh? Huh?
Till next time!


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From Battlefield to Blessing: One Veteran’s Journey to Peace

How can a World War II veteran find peace? After serving with the United States Army Air Corps as a dorsal turret gunner over the skies of Europe, Paul Cornelius Ferrant returns to his strawberry farm in Louisiana. He tries to pick up where he left off. But the war has left internal scars that no one can see. Except One.

This is a story of war and peace. And something Tolstoy missed. But you don’t have to in this faith-flavored biography

Biography of Paul Cornelius Ferrant: World War II Veteran in the Army of Peace

By Verena Ferrant Harp (Indie author, 2025)

Genre: Non-fiction/Biography

Pages (Print): 235

Via: Author Request

Note: We received a complimentary copy of this book for honest review.

Paul’s story is told in chronological order, beginning with his family history. This includes Paul’s family and their origins. (We got kinda lost in the whole “eighty-eight first cousins” thing.) Working the fam farm. Harvesting the farm’s cash crop, strawberries. (Kimber: Do they give out free samples? Askin’ for a friend.) Also Paul’s adventures and travels with a Flathead motorcycle, including picking fruit in Michigan as a migrant farm worker.

The next part follows Paul’s war experiences. Several chapters detail Paul’s military training at various camps and installations across the States, post-Pearl Harbor and Paul signing up to serve. This gives readers a feel for Paul’s history.

Paul eventually trains to be a gunner aboard an A-20 Havoc with the U.S. Army Air Corps. He ships to England, where he gets a firsthand introduction to the damage and devastation of war. Then it’s in the air. Flying combat missions over France with the 640th squadron. The narrative shines here, with full-bodied, accurate descriptions of air combat. Descriptions of Paul’s post-war feelings of isolation and “How do I pick up where I left off – or can I?” are poignant and heartfelt.

Paul marries and returns to farm life. But the war still dogs his memories. Is inner peace possible?

Meanwhile, Paul can’t figure out why his wife is continuously “vibrant and vigorous.” She certainly lives up to her name: Joy. Then he hears two more words: “God gives…” And “No other name…” And he begins his service in another army, the Army of Peace. This takes up the balance of the book. (We found it somewhat overlong. You may not.)

The story has good potential but is hampered by some rookie mistakes. These include use of the present tense and first person POV.

Biographies are almost universally written in the past tense (e.g., “He was born…” and “He traveled to…”). The reason is simple: A biography recounts a subject’s life and events that have already occurred. So the past tense provides a natural, reflective, and traditional flow for storytelling. Use of the present tense here is confusing. It doesn’t really work.

Another thing that doesn’t really work is use of the first person POV. While first person POV is typically reserved for autobiographies, third-person is the standard for an account of someone else’s life. Also, page 156? What is that?!

That being said, this book is meticulously researched and offers readers a You Are There look into a WWII vet’s life and struggles, pre-war, during war, and post-war. The author capably conveys Paul’s sense of humor, taste, and personality. The writing style welcomes you at the door and invites you to kick off your shoes. This biography doesn’t just tell a story; it pulls up a rocking chair, pours out a glass of lemonade, and makes you want to sit down and stay awhile. With some additional polish and pruning, it may convince you to stay a long while.

Our Rating: 3.0


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Kimber’s Ultimate Pup-riotic Book List for the 4th!

Happy Dog-pendence Day!

Kimber the Magnificent here. Being all brilliant and beautiful. (It’s a tough job. But someone’s gotta do it.)

Who’s ready for a swim?

While Mom is grilling outside, I’m inside chillin’ on my new dog cooling mat. It’s this cool blue thingy. It’s magic. I lay down on it and stop panting. It keeps me cool and comfy all day. Even in July.

Mom also closes the windows today. Leaves the fan on. Music, too. It helps mask the big booms outside. I don’t freak out over the big booms. But let’s just say they’re not my favorite. Waiting for Mom to drop something from the grill is!

Anyway, if you misplaced your cooling mat or want to celebrate this Pawesome America 250 thing with some Kimber-approved books, I gotcha covered.

Just grab your favorite chew toy and check out this cozy Independence Day reading list. Perfectly curated from Yours Truly ♥️.

🇺🇸 Kimber’s Ultimate Pup-riotic Book List 🇺🇸

1. My Fourth of July

The Vibe: Wholesome, nostalgic, and totally chew-free!

Why I picked it: Written by Jerry Spinelli, this book follows a little human getting ready for the ultimate picnic, listening to bands, and enjoying the day. It’s exactly how I like my holidays—lots of deviled eggs and zero loud bangs.

2. I Am Sammy, Trusted Guide

The Vibe: An inspiring hero’s journey (starring a Golden Retriever, obviously).

Why I picked it: See the world directly through the eyes of Sammy, a very good boy with a very important city job. It reminds everyone what loyal, hard-working heroes dogs are, which is a great reason to give me an extra treat.

3. Liberty (The Puppy Place #32)

The Vibe: Action, adventure, and a happy ending.

Why I picked it: In this one, Liberty gets spooked by fireworks on the beach and goes on a grand adventure before finding her family. It’s a great reminder to double-check your tags and microchip before the festivities begin!

4. Newfie to the Rescue! A Lifeguard Dog Story

The Vibe: Bravery and water-front heroism.

Why I picked it: While other humans are completely distracted by the bright sky, a big brave Newfoundland dog saves the day at the beach. We dogs are always looking out for the pack!

5. Your Dog’s Guide to a Safe and Happy Fourth of July

The Vibe: Relatable, snarky, and very demanding.

Why I picked it: For a laugh, give this one a read! It’s our official manifesto on why hot dogs belong on the patio and how a good belly rub is basically the real meaning of Independence Day.

You gonna eat that?

Happy Independence Day, friends!

And Happy Birthday America!


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World Book Blogging Domination: My Ultimate Master Plan

‘Who loves ya, baby?’

Let’s get one thing straight, okay? I, Kimber the Magnificent, am the true brains behind this entire book blogging operation. Sure, Her Royal Momness does all that “typing” and “reading” stuff requiring opposable thumbs. But without my strategic tail-wags, adorable puppy eyes, and sheer genius, her reviews would be nothing but plain text!

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