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The Year’s Most Over-Rated Book?

It took some doin’. But Her Momness and I? We were up to the challenge!

“What challenge?” ask ye.

Finding The Most Over-Rated Book of the Year.

Now, there were some real doozies in the running, mind you. With apologies to high school English teachers everywhere, neither of us can abide ‘stream of consciousness’ prose a la Faulkner. That’s one reason The Sound and the Fury made the list previously. Ditto Wuthering Heights and The Great Gatsby. And no, you won’t find The Most Over-Rated Book in the English Language on our list either. Hint: Catcher in the Rye. Gag me with Meow Mix!

But we just plowed through the Sorriest Slog of ‘Em All. We’re talking dull as a blunt spoon. If boring, bland and redundant were Olympic sports, this hunka junk would bring home the gold.

Can you guess what galactically lousy title gets the nod?

Great. We’ll tell you:

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What Makes a ‘Classic’ Read? 3 Examples, 7 Key Elements

 What makes a classic?

I mean, besides being all bright, beautiful and brilliant like me, Kimber the Classic Magnificent Wonder?

A true classic. “Hey, it’s me!”

Glad you asked. We’re gonna get to that. So just hang on a min, Cream Puff. Cuz right now we’re gonna play a bookish guessing game. Like this:

Can you identify the classic books and/or authors in which these first lines appear? (Answers below.)

  1. “All children, except one, grow up.”
  2. “Walking back to camp through the swamp, Sam wondered whether to tell his father what he had seen.”
  3. “The wind blew hard and joggled the water of the ocean, sending ripples across its surface.”

Now that you have your thinking cap on – no idea what that is; Mom’s idea – here’s another question: What do these opening lines all have in common?

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Unlikely(?) Heroine Rides Tall in ‘Lost Girls’

Blessing of the Lost Girls

By. J.A. Jance

Genre: Fiction/Murder Mystery/Thriller

Pages (print): 328

Via: Library

Rodeos. Barrel racing. A serial killer. A heroine named Hazel.

A heroine named Hazel? Say what? you say.

Yo! Her Momness and I will get to that shortly. So kindly keep your hair on, Cookie. First a little back story:

I was waiting outside The Book Place the other day with the patience of Job while Mom was inside, skipping merrily through the stacks looking for something to nab. She skidded to a halt in front of the Lucky Day shelf. For you young whippersnappers, this is an actual, physical shelf near the checkout where lots of the latest releases live. So if you find one that’s available for checkout it’s like, “Whoa Nellie*! It’s my Luck Day!” (*Mom Speak for “Whoa, Nellie.” Super excited.)

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Picture Books & ‘A Little Bit of Pixie Dust’

One of us – the one who’s been around since the Ark made landfall – is old enough to remember this super cool TV show called Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Color.

Remember that one? Hosted by Walt Disney. Came on Sunday nights. Right after Lassie, Kimber’s alter ego. (Arf! Arf!) Had some of the best family entertainment around.

But the real hook? The opening where Tinkerbell flies around Sleeping Beauty’s castle, waves her fairy wand and splashes Living technicolor all over the logo. It was like magic. Repeat for you young whipper-snappers: It was like magic. (This was waaaay before the days of cheating with CGI and all that jazz.)

What If…?

Anyway. What if you could find storybooks with that kind of magic for your littleun? Well. Thanks to Storybug, you can.

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‘No Ordinary Day’ Packs a Wallop

No Ordinary Day

By Deborah Ellis (Groundwood Books, 2011)

Genre: Children’s

Pages: 160

Via: Library

“The best day of my life was the day I found out I was not alone in the world” begins this slim, no-nonsense tome by Deborah Ellis, followed by, “This is how it happened.”

The Deets

Easily read in a day or two, No Ordinary Day is narrated by the protagonist, Valli, a young orphan girl who escapes the coal pits of Jharia, India to roam the highways and byways of Kolkata, India.  The story unfolds through Valli’s eyes, ears, and feet.  Yes, feet.  Feet that have been burnt, cut, and injured without an “Ouch!”

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‘Tundavala’ Adventure Tome Hits the Jackpot!

Wait. Do I smell bacon?

Well. Great gobs of galloping goose grease! And bacon! Lots and lots of bacon!

Mom and I got this book in the mail the other day. Added it to our TBR pile. You know. The one that’s about 256 feet tall. Her Momness says, “No worries, Kimmi. Let’s just take a quick peek at the book blurb. Maybe a gander at a sentence or two. Or a paragraph or… 67. A few pages… chapters… bases…”

Silly Mom.

Next thing ya know, it’s 1:47 a.m. We’re rounding third base. Sliding into home. And turning the last page. Silly Mom again. Cuz ya know what? We couldn’t put this thing down! (The book. Not the bacon. Well, okay. The bacon, too. But ya know what we mean, right?) Here’s why:

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Fantasy Flies High in ‘Last Witch on Skye’

 

Oh, me! Oh, my! It’s The Last Witch on Skye!

Okay, okay. That’s lame. Mom’s idea. So you know who to pin that one on, okay?

Anywho, we got this review request the other day from a lady in the foreign country of Nova Scotia. No idea where that is. Do they have burgers? (We received a complimentary copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.)

Our review queue was closed at the time. Still trying to catch up. But there was something about this book and the review request that caught our eye. Convinced us to make an exception. Kimber: Probably had something to do with the smell of freshly barbecued…. What?

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Family Classic Still Warms Hearts

Spencer’s Mountain

By Earl Hamner, Jr. (Buccaneer Books, 1961)

Genre: Fiction

Pages: 247

Via: Interlibrary Loan (Richland Public Library, Richland, WA)

”Times is changen on this old earth, papa, and it looks like we’re goen to have to change right along with ‘em. I don’t mean me and Livy and Mama, but there’s some kind of world out there waiten for my babies and I aim to see ‘em get whatever they can out of it.” – Clay Spencer, Spencer’s Mountain

You may know it as “Walton’s Mountain.” But did you know that the beloved television series about a family growing up in rural Virginia during the Great Depression and WWII created and narrated by Earl Hamner, Jr. was based on his 1961 book Spencer’s Mountain and the 1963 film of the same name? The movie stars Henry Fonda (Clay Spencer), Maureen O’Hara (Olivia Spencer) and James MacArthur (Clay-Boy Spencer. MacArthur is too old for the part, in my opinion. But who’s counting?)

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Surprised by C.S. Lewis

Letters to Children

C.S. Lewis (1996)

Editors: Lyle W. Dorsett and Marjorie Lamp Mead

via: Library

Genre: Non-fiction

Pages: 115

Mom and I are humungous C.S. Lewis fans. Far as we’re concerned, if C.S. Lewis books were an Olympic sport, they’d bring home the gold. Both fiction and non-fiction.

You gonna eat that?

Now, you may know Lewis from The Chronicles of Narnia. Probably his best-known and most beloved work. But he wrote like, a ton of other stuff, too. Some of our other faves include Mere Christianity. The Great Divorce. The Problem of Pain.  The Screwtape Letters. Surprised by Joy. And his autobiography, Till We Have Faces. Lewis notes that altho Till We was not a commercial success, it’s his favorite work.

Indeed, we’ve read pretty much everything “Jack” ever published. Except this here puppy. Missed this one. But we found it the other day in the Book Place. Sitting on a shelf. Calling our name. Diving in, this book actually surprised us. Here’s why:

In his life, Lewis received thousands of letters from young fans who were eager for more of his bestselling Narnia books and their author. This book is a collection of many of his responses to those letters, in which he shares his feelings about writing, school, animals, and of course, Narnia. Lewis writes to the children – as he wrote for them – with understanding and respect, proving why he remains one of the most beloved children’s authors of all time.

Rare, Remarkable

Letters to Children offers a rare, luminous glimpse into the heart and mind of a remarkably eloquent and equally gracious genius. There’s so much wit and warmth in Lewis’s letters to young readers. In fact, Lewis carried on a loquacious correspondence with many of his young correspondents for years, even into their adulthood. The sheer volume of his correspondence is astounding. Ditto the amount of wit and whimsy in each letter. It’s remarkable.

Lithe and limber, Lewis’s letters brim with warmth and vitality. They’re perhaps as surprising as they are charming.

Offering advice to a young correspondent, Lewis writes:

  1. Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn’t mean anything else.
  2. Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don’t implement promises, but keep them.
  3. Never use abstract nouns when concrete ones will do. If you mean “More people died” don’t say “Mortality rose.”

Write On!

There’s more. But our personal favorite on Lewis’s list is:

  • In writing. Don’t use adjectives which merely tell us how you want us to feel about the thing you are describing. I mean, instead of telling us a thing was “terrible,” describe it so that we’ll be terrified. Don’t say it was “delightful”: make us say “delightful” when we’ve read the description. You see, all those words (horrifying, wonderful, hideous, exquisite) are  only like saying to your readers “Please will you do my job for me.”

Write on, dude.

C.S. Lewis also writes about his health issues, the weather, gardens, and so on. He reads and responds to every letter received personally – in long hand. (Note to young whipper-snappers: That’s called “pen and ink.” Before computers.) Lewis’s responses are soaked in kindness and encouragement. He shows an unflagging interest in each of his young correspondents’ lives, their families, schools, and writing endeavors, often offering encouragement per the last.

More?

When his correspondents ask for more Narnia a stories, Lewis gently explains, “I’m afraid the Narnian series has come to an end.” He urges them to write their own stories. 

We love that!

“It is a funny thing that all the children who have written to me see at once who Aslan is, and grown-ups never do” writes Lewis in the final letter in this tome, typed the day before he died in 1963.

Kimber: Good thing we’re not grown-ups, huh Mom?

Have you read C.S. Lewis?

What’s your fave Lewis book?


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Why New Stephen King Novel Stinketh

Holly

By Stephen King (Scribner, 2023)

Via: Library

Pages: 449

Genre: Who cares?

An author walks into a bar. Orders political screed bashing one side of the aisle. Stirs in a dose of “detective thriller” as cover. Thinks no one’ll notice.

Newsflash, pal: We noticed. We got it the first 2,867 times you brought it up. No need to beat us over the head with it. Oough.

It Stinketh

Well. Her Momness has never read Stephen King before. So not into that creepy-crawly-yucky horror stuff. But this title came highly recommended from someone we respect. Which just shows ya what we know. Cuz it seriously stinketh. Here’s why:

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