I Will Always Love You
By Ashley Lee London
Kimber here. I’m on the job. Talking Her Crankiness down from The Cliffs of Insanity. (You’ll get that if you get “As you wish.”)
Why is Mom up there? Well. It all started with a book blog tour. And, oh Lassie! Did those guys ever step in it! Here’s what happened:
1. The back cover blurb on this book is off base by about a mile and a half. Talk about misleading. Not a good start, folks.
2. The print quality of this book is atrocious. Hard to believe anyone would send out a book with so many pages in this condition. Great day in the ouchie! (See photo.)
3. Then, tour organizers only wanted positive reviews. Read: Not honest ones.
Nope
Mom and I? We don’t roll that way. So we bowed out of the tour. Here’s our honest review instead:









Kimber the Magnificent here. Introducing my new best bud, Bebo. He’s a blue-eyed albino boxer dog. Super smart. Loyal. Dependable. Totally fearless. Solid as the Rock of Gibraltar. All-around awesome. You know. Like me.



